Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Butt Seriously?

Hello friends, you know Kim and her Butt are coming to India for a TV show, or so I hear? She wishes to wear a Sari? Sorry? What for when she has nothing left to show for imagination? This is the best place to show off your ‘butt selfie’ Kim! 
Welcome Kim! Indian women have the best and some of the biggest backsides you can imagine! ( Wrapped up and secure under family copyright laws) Just walk in to the Big Butt…sorry Bigg Boss house just like that, than we will see the bum… sorry the fun!  Am sure a lot of cameras will be ‘behind’ her for all her promos! And perhaps after her ‘public commitments’ she could take up another cause as she has done in the past somewhere else, for all the poor and destitute women in India who have no place to ‘go ‘ to but outside with their backsides in full public view. It will be an opportunity for ‘booty with a purpose’,I am sure all the media moguls  will also Digg it? How about a show ‘ Keeping Kim with the Poor Desi-ians’? ( ‘Desi’- Indian word for people of the country)

But I often wonder, why is the inter net so voyeuristic? There is also ‘sexism’ on the net. Yes it is  more and more a visual medium now, but are there really so many people, men and women, who like to watch the over load of busts, back sides and male torso’s? I doubt it? (Really, there are?). Here is a thought- women have to expose more in the media than the men. A female TV anchor for example is scrutinized more for her hair, make-up ,earrings, choice of clothes than her male counterpart who can just wear a ‘grey suit and tie’ everyday! Want proof? Read this link-http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/karl-stefanovics-sexism-experiment-today-presenter-wears-same-suit-for-a-year-20141115-11ncdz.html

Take a look at the ‘successful slobs’ that we have in the world today. Mark Zuckerberg, President Barrack Obama! They wear the same combination of clothes to work ! Thank you very much you guys for undoing all the work (nagging) we women do to make our men wear some descent clothes! Well it means two things; one their wives have given up (than God help the not so privileged ones), or two, men are born to be slobs. Just ask any man to change into clean, attractive clothes and he will cringe and make a million excuses. Yes, I know, men have to take ‘important decisions’, men are more ‘practical’, more ‘logical’, not ‘high maintenance,’ etc. Is it so stressful to pick out a nice looking shirt, than yesterday’s ‘white with stripes’? It takes only a minute. And so, is it fair to say that the wives of these very successful men and also others do not make important decisions the whole day, that they have time enough to dress in great clothes? You know -silly decisions about what to do with children, the finance, the husbands company AND his home office, his relatives, friends and followers, their own jobs, etc?

Anyways, Kim dear beautiful lady, do drop by in India-guess what is trendy in India- celebrities sweeping and cleaning garbage, and adopting a village, dear-are you up for it? Do drop by, show us a bit of ‘you know what’ but I warn you! You will have tough competition! Coz u know how that song goes ‘ I ‘m all about the bass, the bass, no treble’. http://youtu.be/7PCkvCPvDXk by Meghan Trainor.

So here is a fun poem to read with lotsa coffee! Haven’t posted a fun one for some time! It’s a dialogue between a husband and a wife. Enjoy!

The Color Code
Hurry up darling we have dinner to go to!
Just a moment, I need to choose from my six different shoes!
Six different shoes?
Yes, six different shoes! Am wearing that new cocktail dress,
Oh God such stress!
What goes with midnight blue?
Ummm…Blue goes with white and white goes with blue!
Blue on white,  and white on blue?
Honey, isn’t that like the shirt you were wearing yesterday?
And, oh no, you are doing so today too!
Really? Same colors, I haven’t a clue?
Wear some red, some green, violet or pink?
Why don’t you pick your shoes, we are getting late don’t you think?
I am a man not a pansy or a young dandy on a date!
Come on sweety, don’t make the hostess wait!
Google for the male peacock, the bower bird and the male puffin?
Even the crazy turkey goes around struttin!
Darling, I’ m like the zebra, the fish, the chameleon, I like to blend in!
What’s the point of this prancing and preening?
I know I am married a rough pirate, a cowboy my dear,
But once in a while, wear some colors with no fear?
Just listen here dear, and this is how it goes;
 I got you for my cars, the earrings and them fancy clothes,
Coz once I start dressing all your girlfriends will come in troves!
Then don’t crib and shout and get your mind furiously blown!
So, you dress to impress on my arm, who cares what I have worn?
 Come on quickly, pick out your shoes that go with your dress,
Cause with you shiny and colored I can show off my success!


Question does an Anaconda have a bum?
Answer:Ask Nicki Minaj

check out the lyrics maybe the answer is there:

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